You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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