You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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