She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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