Pappa wants mamma naked
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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