If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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