You really coming over, don't trick.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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