I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
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