you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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