fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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