oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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