I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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