So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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