I just saw a hot homeless man
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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