fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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