It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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