Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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