So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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