is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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