I need help removing her.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Randomize
