we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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