IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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