can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I still have a little drunk in my system
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Randomize
