I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Shame - the story of my life.
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