So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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