how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
i think im in europe. pls send help
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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