I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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