STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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