That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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