do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Randomize
