Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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