hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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