somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize
