you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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