Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Randomize
