butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
did you just send me my own nude
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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