Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I have tasted many bathrooms
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