was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
It's never too late to be topless.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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