I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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