Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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