I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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