Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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