i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
