Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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