I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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