There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
