You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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