you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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