Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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