so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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