I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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