She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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