I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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