I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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