you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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